I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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