Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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