it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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