After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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