Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
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Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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