Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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