She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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