Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
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Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
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