He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
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Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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