He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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