sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
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You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
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I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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