Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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