We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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