There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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