Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
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organizing the empties. That sober.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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