I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
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She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
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She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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