Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
ugly people sure do ruin things
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i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
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And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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