i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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