i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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