Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
