Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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