Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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