i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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