I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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