some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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