what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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