I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
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Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
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I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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