I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
we should paint friendship bongs
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