dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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