i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
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we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
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And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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