that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I look better un-naked...
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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