I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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