Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
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you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
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I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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