This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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