There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
Randomize
