Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
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It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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