you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
worst night to have a conscience
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I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
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Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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