there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
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On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
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They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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