I bet he comes in French.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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