i think my tv is drunk
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I want a musical about memes.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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