So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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