Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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