I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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