Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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