but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
