Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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