So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
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I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
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You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize