How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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