Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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