dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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