walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Don't EVER smell your tampon
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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