The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
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Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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