the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
