I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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