Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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