The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.