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• (850): View more from Florida

  TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.

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  i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.

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