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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!

  (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..

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  AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.

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• (1-917): View more from New York City

  you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...

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  oh thats it?

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I drank myself into bisexuality again.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of

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  of drugs

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX

  (805): View more from California

  You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box

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  Maybe a straw...

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