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Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed

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(540): Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed http://tfl.nu/7wu4

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i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.

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(732): i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping. http://tfl.nu/thkh

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Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high

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(502): Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high http://tfl.nu/lasc

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Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face

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(860): Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face http://tfl.nu/cojx

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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.

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(860): im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food. http://tfl.nu/gjjv

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She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?

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(205): She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more? http://tfl.nu/6zzu

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My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.

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(575): My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him. http://tfl.nu/rbp8

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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.

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(319): My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home. http://tfl.nu/nin0

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I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?

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(949): I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right? http://tfl.nu/15sn

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Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing

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Sidenote...no idea how to salsa

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(502): Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing (502): Sidenote...no idea how to salsa http://tfl.nu/2bal

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Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends

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(609): Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends http://tfl.nu/v4m8

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Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.

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(512): Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL. http://tfl.nu/149w

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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT

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I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.

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I effort

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(415): I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT (707): I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT. (415): I effort http://tfl.nu/ft8e

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I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.

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(586): I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them. http://tfl.nu/3swq

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First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.

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(301): First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives. http://tfl.nu/0sul

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