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(614): View more from Ohio

The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.

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(210): View more from Texas

he referred to my room as the tit cave...

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(740): View more from Ohio

Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?

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(609): View more from New Jersey

That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.

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(909): View more from California

He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.

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(360): View more from Washington

Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.

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