How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
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You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
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So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me