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• (510): View more from California

  The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight

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• (949): View more from California

  It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  You working tonight?

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  Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess

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• (714): View more from California

  And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?

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• (850): View more from Florida

  If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.

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