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(281): View more from Texas

How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend

(936): View more from Texas

Get a boyfriend

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(631): View more from New York

i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.

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(518): View more from New York

idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.

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(904): View more from Florida

Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill

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