whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
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Enjoy the penises
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?