How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
27 Parents Confess Shocking Secrets Their Kids Don’t Know
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill