I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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