AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
